Goblingate Is a real Phenomenon. This is a Very large Rabbit hole and there is a whole Lot to unpack here, So YOu might want some snackz WHile you read. Goblins are a Very real thing here in the United states Of America. They come In several types. This Document serves the purpose of recording these Goblins and their Various variations. First Of all, Goblins are creatures that are largely unknown by the Human species. We do not know Their end goals, but We know their intentions are generally Malicious. They are overAll a problem.
Artist Rendition of Goblin
This type Of goblin Is the most Common, and also the Least dangerouS. They may do Minor things Such as: Stealing your wallet, Being very Loud when your trying To sleep, Stab
Artist Rendition above showcases normal Goblin.
Widely Regarded to be the Most dangerous goblins. Have a large Influence over the world. Notable Meat Goblins in disguise: Jimmy Carter. That filthy rat thinks That i dont know. Well i do and Now you all do as well. Several other Poltiicans are actually meat Goblins , and it is A HUGE PROBLEM! But i Dont know how to fix it,. Will continue thinkinG.
My rendition of What these Things look like. Ive Seen 1.
Im Not actually Sure if these Ones exist. I have been Told of their existence but never of What they actually do or what They look like. I also couldnt Find any images or Articles on them. Maybe the government is Covering them up for... What ever reason. Oh Well. No image Provided because I couldnt find 1.
Despite their Name, these Goblins are actually the Only nice ones. I guess their Name is referring to how a Normal goblin would perceive Them as evil to Goblins. Not to Humans though! I actually Have several friends who are Evil goblins! They probably Should have picked a better name Though. Could be worse. They COuld be called like... Stupid Dumb Goblins Haha
My rendition Of evil goblin. This is exactly What they Look like.
The last type That i know Of. These are just Normal goblins but acting Like they just did a whole lot of Monster energy and Coffee. They act crazy And are very hyperActive. Not any more Aggressive, just More insane.
A drawing Of a crazy Goblin i found on The internet.
In the end . I think That goblins are a HUGE Problem but I dont know What we can do About them. If you Have any ideas Then let the whole interNet Know! Thanks for Reading.
Eternal Level Production proving the Reality of Goblins