PITBULL HAD A THEORY...

In 2008, popular celebrity Pitbull was the first human to discover real life examples of the infamous quantum physics theory known as Goblingated Recursive Bananatheory. But in the wake of a horrific and horrifying incident at his home in Vancouver, the man has been granted a life sentence for his illegal discoveries that could cause the United States Reptilian Government to stop working on a new study into the animal kingdom. He spent the day in a car with the head of a snake, then a female, as well as a couple of dogs. He has been held in solitary confinement, confined to the streets with little or no access to food , drugs and other essentials. 12 years later, in 2020, he escaped prison and fled to North Korea, where he was shot in the leg by a man in the back, then a dog. According to the court documents, Goblingated Recursive Bananatheory allegedly is responsible for all the killing, all of which have been confirmed by experts. This is how Goblingated Recursive Bananatheory is now being investigated and prosecuted. For more information about his case, please contact him at his website www.froglingate.com.

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