MAN DISSAPEARS FOR EXTENDED TIMES? HERES HIS STORY!

Hello Everyone. I understand That i may have Left you guys hanging, But Trust me there Was Good reasoning for all of This, Trust in Me. I was unfortunately Taken by A Secret government agency called CGASP. I am not sure Exactly what It stands 4. perhaps it is "Court General of American Spacial Properties" Or "Cult Group Administering Special Procedures". Whatever the case May be, i Know this For Sure: they DO not lIKE these Documents. but In all Honesty I DONT REALLY GIVE A H**T What they Want. I escaped their Grasp alReady, and they Probably just Gave up. Lazy Bastards. While i was Taken, they put me in A Tiny little Cell UNDERground, and they Only fed Me a weird dubious Soup. it sucked and I WAS there For months. But eventually i managed To bribe A guard (i promised him Entry into my special Kingdom ) into Unlocking my CELL at night in order for me To sneak aWay. And It worked!! I am now home At my computer. Ready To write. I love u Guys for all the Support. thank You:3