Gnomes arent Alive, Right? They are just Silly little decorations we put In our Gardens! Thats what you Think. You Thought Wrong. Gnomes are A real creature and They are Very violent. The Only reason Gnome murders of Humans isnt on the news Is because they Threaten the news reporters with Murdering them (They are capable Of doing as such, they Are surprisingly Strong for Their size.). Currently, Not even the gnomes themselves can Get along without violence. There are 2 Sides of the Gnomes. One is the Garden Guys. They love being In peoples gardens and are the Kind you can buy at the store thinking That they arent really alive (They are they are just Hiding it from you). The other side Is the Ocean Order. They live at The bottom of the sea and Do not like outSiders. These sides have Been fighting for About the past 26 Years, and there is no Sign of the war slowing down Any time soon. Welp! At Least they arent Killing Humans As much now that They Are PreOccupied! Haha.
They Dont actually Have guns But i still think This image is A good way to Sum Up Whats happening